Erday Sprinkles
So I got hit by a car on my bike

and I have a cracked rib or two (maybe three). Basically it fucking hurts all the time.  What I can say from this experience is that: you should wear your helmet (I did), tequila is a very cost effective pain reliever, have a friend with a car, be a man and go to work even though your job requires you to run and move equipment all day, the internet is weird/addictive, and I hate drunk girls who go through red lights in center city and hit good, environmentally friendly duders on bikes.  Be safe, ride smart, and wear your helmet.  Fuck all the haters. 

In other news check out some of my new pics @BloodLlama

If uncool people are squares, then does that make cool people circles?
Why do white people think rapping is an ok way to get a point across.

It’s not.  So find another way to relate to the youth. My two cents: start writing your messages on rolling papers.

Is it weird that I want a pet just to have a cool burial service for it?
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

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These are my friends. My life is weird.

We rule so hard.

vicemag:

 
Here is a thing that you should probably know about: Today the Black Lips are streaming their new album, Arabia Mountain, for freesies on Grooveshark, which is a pretty nice thing to do. The album will be released June 7th, so why not give it a sneaky pre-listen and tell us what you think?
Also the Lips are on tour right now, so if you want to hear the songs from the horse’s mouth or whatever, you can find your town below and do that. And, after you listen to Arabia Mountain and decide you’d rather die than live without it, you can pre-order the deluxe edition (it’s got an extra song, “Kiss it Goodbye”) right here, or the normal folk regular version right here.
LISTEN TO ARABIA MOUNTAIN

Cleaning my apartment/day drinking/ listening to this album all day.  

vicemag:

Here is a thing that you should probably know about: Today the Black Lips are streaming their new album, Arabia Mountain, for freesies on Grooveshark, which is a pretty nice thing to do. The album will be released June 7th, so why not give it a sneaky pre-listen and tell us what you think?

Also the Lips are on tour right now, so if you want to hear the songs from the horse’s mouth or whatever, you can find your town below and do that. And, after you listen to Arabia Mountain and decide you’d rather die than live without it, you can pre-order the deluxe edition (it’s got an extra song, “Kiss it Goodbye”) right here, or the normal folk regular version right here.

LISTEN TO ARABIA MOUNTAIN

Cleaning my apartment/day drinking/ listening to this album all day.  

My last illegal beer…

My last illegal beer…

umm, This Alec Baldwin episode of Jimmy Fallon is just, well I can’t find any words to explain it. Just watch it.

Today at work:

My bike with a “NORML” sticker on it was featured in a Journey’s ad.  I hope it makes the spread/my photographer doesn’t shop it out.

I like your mom and It’s no fad, I want to marry her and be your dad.
One of my guiltiest pleasures is Soulja Boy’s “Turn My Swag On”
marleymarley:

Bicycle wine rack, because hydration is key.
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I’ll play this game.

marleymarley:

Bicycle wine rack, because hydration is key.

found via.

I’ll play this game.

When is this sex tape coming out?

When is this sex tape coming out?

I was really amazed by this.  YoYo Ma with Lil Buck.  Some of the stuff hes doing with his feet blew my mind.

Got a co-op finally!

So stoked.  Got an official shoot tomorrow morning at 8:30…no training.  Hope I don’t fuck it!