Erday Sprinkles
So I got hit by a car on my bike

and I have a cracked rib or two (maybe three). Basically it fucking hurts all the time.  What I can say from this experience is that: you should wear your helmet (I did), tequila is a very cost effective pain reliever, have a friend with a car, be a man and go to work even though your job requires you to run and move equipment all day, the internet is weird/addictive, and I hate drunk girls who go through red lights in center city and hit good, environmentally friendly duders on bikes.  Be safe, ride smart, and wear your helmet.  Fuck all the haters. 

In other news check out some of my new pics @BloodLlama

Why do white people think rapping is an ok way to get a point across.

It’s not.  So find another way to relate to the youth. My two cents: start writing your messages on rolling papers.

shmumblr:

These are my friends. My life is weird.

We rule so hard.

My last illegal beer…

My last illegal beer…

umm, This Alec Baldwin episode of Jimmy Fallon is just, well I can’t find any words to explain it. Just watch it.

Today at work:

My bike with a “NORML” sticker on it was featured in a Journey’s ad.  I hope it makes the spread/my photographer doesn’t shop it out.

One of my guiltiest pleasures is Soulja Boy’s “Turn My Swag On”
marleymarley:

Bicycle wine rack, because hydration is key.
found via.

I’ll play this game.

marleymarley:

Bicycle wine rack, because hydration is key.

found via.

I’ll play this game.

When is this sex tape coming out?

When is this sex tape coming out?

I was really amazed by this.  YoYo Ma with Lil Buck.  Some of the stuff hes doing with his feet blew my mind.

Got a co-op finally!

So stoked.  Got an official shoot tomorrow morning at 8:30…no training.  Hope I don’t fuck it!

woodenface:

Just watched this movie. Awesome, watch it it’s on Netflix
This Is England(2006)

They made a tv show recently that was pretty cool too.  Check it.

woodenface:

Just watched this movie. Awesome, watch it it’s on Netflix

This Is England(2006)

They made a tv show recently that was pretty cool too.  Check it.

spillyourhead:

When I get bored now all I do is Google pictures of climbing. It’s weird how instantly intrigued I became with it. I almost feel addicted, it’s exciting.

Wait, when did you go on a mountain climbing trip with Mike Hoffman?

spillyourhead:

When I get bored now all I do is Google pictures of climbing. It’s weird how instantly intrigued I became with it. I almost feel addicted, it’s exciting.

Wait, when did you go on a mountain climbing trip with Mike Hoffman?

gq:

Zach Galifianakis Tackles The World’s Problems For Us In Mad Lib Form

For instance: “Personally, I think Sarah Palin is MARKETABLE and I would like to BUY her.”

(photo: Martin Schoeller)

gq:

Zach Galifianakis Tackles The World’s Problems For Us In Mad Lib Form

For instance: “Personally, I think Sarah Palin is MARKETABLE and I would like to BUY her.”

(photo: Martin Schoeller)

I had a Dream

last night.  I dreamt that I was at a Gorilla Biscuits show at the Stone Pony.  I was with a bunch of my old hardcore buddies and loving it.  They played one reunion tour with Blacklisted at the Pony when I was in high school but I got called into Coldstone while I was managing there (17 year old manager, yes, baller).  Saddest night of my life.  If GB plays another show ever I would quit a job, a relationship, my bank account and my balls just to see them.  God sometimes dreams suck…more like a nightmare.